My Speech (3 / 3)
        “说了一大堆，原来你就光惦记请吃饭的事啦。”

        “是滴，你以为谁爱无偿帮你这个傻瓜啊。”

        “兄弟之情竟如此淡泊！”

        “呸，谁跟你称兄道弟，叫姐姐！不叫我就要反悔了。”

        “别啊，好姐姐。”

        “哼，厚脸皮！”~~

        MySpeech

        Goodm!Ladiesalemen.MynameisYellowYun，todaymytopicis“Myromate“.

        MyromatethatIwanttosayinthisspeechisDogLong.ItSoundssillybutexg，haha.Heisnottallwithafrustratingface，setimeslooksveryhandsewhenhewastalkingbig.Hishobbyissosimple!Whichissetalesoftheoppositesexiimechat，devotedtoteagussetipsofchasingaftergirls.However，heoftensthatwhyhedoesn'thaveagirlfriend.

        Almosteveryoneknowsthefamousesesaying:pisstruckbylightningeasily.iftrue，Ithinkhewouldgodie.

        DogLonghasFewis.Whenhehasnothingtodoatnight，helikeswatgTVormobilephonemoviesaloneinthedormitory，Lyinginbed，hidinginquiltallday，weallwonderwhatdidhedoandwhy.Thisguysleepsearlyeveryday，andoftensnoresandtalksinadream.Thisguy，usuallychatswithfemalecssmatesiyorduringtheday.IfthistimeIdisturbhim，hewillbeceimpatieremely!

        Setimes，weshallformateamtopyonlinegames“LeagueofLegends“，buthisgameskillissobad，whichlikesabigholeholdingusbaoneofusarewillingtotakehim，butheisverythick-skinnedjustlikeswearinginmybody.Long'spaceoflifeisfast.Forexample，heakesabathandgoestothetoiletmorethan3minutes.Wecalledhim“fast-man”.

        Finally，themosthatefulthing，thisguyoftenputsthepoorinhismouth，nomoney，nomoney!Everytimewhenwewentdownstairstoteeeoldhimwhetherhegoestogetherornot，fuck!hewouldhaveorderedtakeout...

        Myspeechisover.Thankyousomuchforyourattendance!

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